really?

dear person carrying around my favorite mustard colored purse with the giant zipper pull
(and listening to all the excellent music on my ipod)

i hope you enjoy my favorite lipsticks (sheer mandarin looks GREAT with a tan), lip glosses, and eyeliner... ugh really?
make sure to write something AWESOME with my favorite pen
those notes i took in the staff meeting today, if you could just drop them off at the salon... it would be wonderful, unless you need to know about our return policy, staff duties, and pure privilege.
dont forget to buy yourself somethin pretty with all that change in my purse, because lets face it, you arent getting very far with a handful of cancelled credit cards! except that gas purchase you made on hall street at 8:27... dont think im not stalking you!
my very detailed and full planner should give you plenty things to do not that your low-life self would be classy enough to attend anything in there. so on second thought, please return it.

on third thought.... return it all YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE YOU PIECE OF...!

thank you for leaving my favorite GUESS heels in the backseat, and for not bashing in any windows.

xoxo